are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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