the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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