Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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