I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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