I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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