it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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