dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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