I checked into jail on foursquare
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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