absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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