yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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