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Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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