i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
A bitchslap is in order.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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