Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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