So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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