I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
