You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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