Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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