GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I have post one night stand depression
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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