these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
being pregnant is like rehab
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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