I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
