You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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