i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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