I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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