i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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