You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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