So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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