And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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