I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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