He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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