whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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