So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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