glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
