lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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