I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My bed smells like the plague
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Randomize
