is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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