yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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