i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
