That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
