wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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