yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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