So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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