I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
His nipple licking is glorious
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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