I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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