No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
