So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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