Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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