How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Come on in and take your pants off
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