Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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