I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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