He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
