Your dad touched me again.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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