i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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