Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
